Per CNBC Alert: Powerball Winner in California

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 01/13/2016 at 23:23 • Filed to: None

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SON OF A BITCH.

And here I am in Texas, ready to order my Rolls.... *clicks cancel on RR webpage

Axial > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:26

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I ain’t got shit. :c

PatBateman > Axial 01/13/2016 at 23:28

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Liar. LIAR!!

Dusty Ventures > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:29

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Is it just me or have there been a disproportionately high number of Powerball winners in California?

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:30

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I used to live in California... But not in Chino Hills, so I’m good.

PatBateman > Dusty Ventures 01/13/2016 at 23:30

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I dunno. They're probably cheating, though.

For Sweden > Dusty Ventures 01/13/2016 at 23:30

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There are a large number of Powerball customers in California

For Sweden > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:30

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Someone in Chino Hills deserves a chance to leave Chino Hills.

Sneaky Pete > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:30

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Winner is reportedly from Chino Hills.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 01/13/2016 at 23:31

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And what kind of area is Chino Hills?

PatBateman > For Sweden 01/13/2016 at 23:31

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Is this not a good area?

PatBateman > Sneaky Pete 01/13/2016 at 23:32

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Luckily, I'm licensed in California. What major airport is closest to Chino Hills?

For Sweden > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:32

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It’s San Bernardino County bruh

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:32

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The place where Chinos come from?

Axial > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:33

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Actually, I do have shit. Brb, bathroom. :)

PatBateman > For Sweden 01/13/2016 at 23:34

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Help me out here. California is subdivided in my mind as Hollywood, Compton, San Diego, hipster bullshit San Fran, and Napa Valley. That's it.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:35

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Cali accuses VW of cheating... We accuse Cali of cheating...

Whats next? VW accusing us of cheating???

For Sweden > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:35

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It’s the Inland Empire. Think deserts, Fox racing stickers, and energy drink.

Also, Twentynine Palms in in San Bernardino County.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 01/13/2016 at 23:35

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Aren't those just grey khakis?

PatBateman > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/13/2016 at 23:36

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Probably. They already accused my state of hoarding all that sweet, sweet electricity to ourselves.

MLGCarGuy > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:37

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“Winner in California”

I can disappointingly tell you it’s not me.

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:37

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Jakefromstatefarm Bait

PatBateman > For Sweden 01/13/2016 at 23:37

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So, basically, there's going to be a guy that buys all of the Ford Raptors for him and his bros?

Chariotoflove > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:38

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Dammit. Oh well, at least I got the cookies & cream ice cream on sale on the same shopping trip. So I'm calling it a win.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:38

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Do we befriend him/her or murder him/her

PatBateman > MLGCarGuy 01/13/2016 at 23:38

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SUUUUUURE it's not you...

For Sweden > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:39

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yep, once he gets out of the Corps

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/13/2016 at 23:39

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Befriend. We get nothing if they’re dead. We get to mooch if we’re buddies.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:39

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lol I wonder who they are accusing of stealing all their water and dumping it on them a few weeks ago?

MLGCarGuy > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:39

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Well I haven’t called Miller Motorcars for their brown P1 in stock, so yes I am sure.

Sneaky Pete > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:39

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Ontario is right there. If that’s no major enough, Long Beach and John Wayne are fairly close.

PatBateman > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 01/13/2016 at 23:40

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Some asshole named “El Niño”.

PatBateman > MLGCarGuy 01/13/2016 at 23:40

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That's because you want a TheFerrari!!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:40

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So..basically show up and offer to do anything?

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:41

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lol

MLGCarGuy > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:42

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For $1.5 billion you might as well have Ferrari make anything you want.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/13/2016 at 23:42

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Nah. We’ll be part of their entourage. It's California, all of those people have entourages.

PatBateman > MLGCarGuy 01/13/2016 at 23:44

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They’ll only be getting about $500MM after taxes if they took the lump sum. Chump change, really.

They might have to apply for Medicaid.

El Rivinado > PatBateman 01/13/2016 at 23:45

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What area of California?

PatBateman > El Rivinado 01/13/2016 at 23:46

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Word on the street (comments section) is that it's in Chino Hills.

El Rivinado > PatBateman 01/14/2016 at 00:01

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Dammit! I'm south in San Diego. grrrrr!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman 01/14/2016 at 00:14

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Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PatBateman 01/14/2016 at 00:39

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DAMN IT, I hate it when I’m right - I KNEW some lucky bastard in California’s going to win!

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > PatBateman 01/14/2016 at 01:55

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Fuck, now I have be scared of another local BMW driver

samssun > PatBateman 01/14/2016 at 02:36

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Top Federal rate: 39.6% + 3.8% Obamacare surcharge

Top California rate: 12.3% + 1% Medi-Cal surcharge

Politicians take 56.7%. In Florida, Texas, etc it would “only” be 43.4%.

PatBateman > samssun 01/14/2016 at 08:02

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You won't pay the 3.8%, as it's not investment income.